Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

Filed under: parody

007, ha Fielding írta volna

Thursday 26 May 14st 3 (must get to Yoga this week), alcolhol units 14 (shaken not stirred), cigarettes 0 (7 patches though), calories 2200 (M&S Simply Fuller Longer meals).

4pm. Office. Aargh. Suddenly realise I have forgotten about top secret meeting on Westminster Bridge with v. important informer. M is going to kill me. Having a bad day - need a cigarette v. bad. Stick on another patch instead. Not quite the same. Try licking the patch. Euw. Tastes disgusting. Need something strong to disguise the taste...like a martini. Hurray - drinks after work. Moneypenny and I are off. Just have to sneak out of the building without M catching me...luckily I have cat-like reflexes and am master of disguise. Leopard crawl across the floor holding pot plant in one hand.
Hear M shout, "James! James Bond, what the..."
Duck and run.