Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

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Mire jó a vazelin?

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all, my husband and I put it on the bedroom door knob and it keeps the kids out."

Nap vicce

A feleségemmel épp a konyhában voltunk. Hirtelen így szólt:
- Szeretkezzünk.
És így is tettünk. Utána még megkérdeztem: 
- Hogy-hogy ilyen hirtelen? Még sosem csináltuk itt...
- Elromlott a tojásfőző óra.

FAQ

Gyakran Ismételt Kérdések

2010. január 30., szombat | Szerző: Hírcsárda | Rovat:

Gyakran Ismételt Kérdések

  • Nincs valakinek egy töltője?
  • Mennyibe kerül egy retúrjegy?
  • Lenyeled?
  • Nem nyeled le?
  • Van egy kis apród?
  • Miért vastagabb az egyik szemöldököm, mint a másik?
  • Miért? Miééért?
  • Hagyma, csípős, minden mehet?
  • Nagyobb krumplival mehet?
  • Bubisat?
  • Oltattál?
  • Hány hónapra vetted?
  • Számla nélkül mennyi?
  • Gumi nélkül mennyi?
  • Kéménybe mehet?
  • Mi a dresszkód?
  • Pontgyűjtő kártya van?
  • Mikor volt csőcsere?
  • Ekkora húsz centi?
  • Hány gigás?
  • Hány colos?
  • 3 G?
  • Fapaddal voltatok?
  • Hol a fa, főnök?
  • Fingóba, vagy frankóba?
  • Átfitymázunk?
  • Kolumbiai?
  • Roborálsz?
  • Lítiumos?
  • És a vesémért mennyit adnak?
  • Elmész szavazni?
  • Barrikolt?
  • Sziget, Volt? Lesz?
  • Gyorspácos?
  • Mennyit adtatok az orvosnak?

Felröhögtem :-D

A legrosszabb

A legrosszabb mondat, amit a nyugdíjas postástól hallhatunk 20 év múlva: "Ne tessék aggódni, a Gitta néni a 3/d-ből sokkal rosszabbul járt, tőle minden hó végén elviszek 980 forintot a diákhitelére."

via: Levi

 

:-D

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.Two o'clock and no hired hand.Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.She quietly called him over to her.."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots."Now take off my skirt."He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light."Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

:-D

A francia és az olasz csapat tagjai tegnap közösen meglátogattak egy fokvárosi árvaházat.
„Szívszorító volt látni a szomorú kis arcukat és a reménytelenséget” - nyilatkozta a 6 éves Dzsamal.

Via Dorka, thx.