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Becsületesebb szlogenek

Természetesen a reddit-ről, új becsületesebb termék/márka szlogenek listája, szabad fordításban, nekem tetszett.

  1. Pepsi: "Nincs, Coca-Cola. Jó lesz ez is?"
  2. Nutella: "Csak egyél meg, ronda kövér dög. Úgysem szeretett sosem. Hiszen senki sem szeret, nézz magadra. Hát hová vezet ez? Miért kellene az egészségeddel törődnöd? Minek? Nézz meg mégegy részt a kedvenc sorozatodból, addig egyél belőlem amíg már mozogni sem tudsz, és várd a kegyes halált. Idióta."
  3. Könyvesbolt: "Ha nem viszed el, pont olyan mint a könyvtár."
  4. XBOX Live: "Leköcsögöztek már ma?"
  5. Reddit: "Mert amúgy sincs szükséged életre."
  6. Lego: "Már '49 óta fáj, ha rálépsz."
  7. History Channel: "LOL, HISTORY???"
  8. Apple: "Rengeteg pénzt költesz a termékeinkre, de örülsz neki. És elmondod a barátaidnak is."
  9. iPhone 4s: "iPhone 4"

És így tovább...

Kockulás

Már megemlékeztem néha róla hogy a reddit igen vicces tud lenni és ez jó.

Mai hír: Firefox's codebase is now so big it fails to build on 32-bit OSes, Mozilla backing out new features as a short-term fix.

Reakciók (kedvencek kiemelve):

  • Yo mama is so fat, she covers the whole 32-bit space.
  • Your mother is so fat, a BigNum library is required to compute her mass.
  • You mother is so fat, she fills all the PCI slots on the board.
  • Your mother is so fat, she sat on a binary tree and flattened it to a linked list in constant time.
  • Your mother is so fat, she solves the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) by visiting all cities simultaneously.
  • Your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
  • Your mother is so fat, she couldn't get popped off the stack.
  • Your mother is so fat when she core dumps it fills up the all the free space.
  • Your mother is so fat they assigned her a new top-level domain.
  • Yo momma's so fat, dijkstra shortest path algorithm around her ass causes an infinite loop
  • Your mother is so fat, her tweets are limited to 140 megabytes.

Megmentett ma

Russian Winter Kitty

I think this is appropriate:

Shit's about to go down.

Got him covered!

Abort! ABORT!

Dog wants war..... I give him War!

Beckor, beckor. This is the K9-130. Overdog, we have oversight over Charlie Cats. Manning the 7.62 mm.

Air Attack! Take cover!

We've got the decoy

Devil's Advocate, here

watch out dogfight

The Empire Strikes Back!

I'm ready to engage

Follow him down!

I'm ready to take the shot, repeat, ready to take the shot

This is Dakota.. Niner.. Zero.. Permission to engage. Let it fly.

Target confirmed!

who the fuck told you about our secret weapon?

Dog Down!

This is DogFort. We're sending reinforcements, over!

No one will suspect me..

MEANWILE IN SOME RANDOM SQUARE

Napilol, éljen a reddit

What unrealistic scene in a movie has bothered you the most?

submitted 21 hours ago by deletetables

My scene is from the 1996 movie Independence Day. Our heroes need to somehow stop the aliens trying to invade us. The MIT scientist decides a computer virus is the way to go. He spend all of 30 seconds writing a virus and then is able to seamlessly load the virus to the alien computers.

I wanted to stand up in the theater and explain to audience just how ridiculous that was.

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  • [–]beforrester 1921 points 18 hours ago

    West Side Story. Tony yells "Maria!" in the middle of Spanish Harlem and only one girl shows up