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Thursday 26 May 14st 3 (must get to Yoga this week), alcolhol units 14 (shaken not stirred), cigarettes 0 (7 patches though), calories 2200 (M&S Simply Fuller Longer meals).

4pm. Office. Aargh. Suddenly realise I have forgotten about top secret meeting on Westminster Bridge with v. important informer. M is going to kill me. Having a bad day - need a cigarette v. bad. Stick on another patch instead. Not quite the same. Try licking the patch. Euw. Tastes disgusting. Need something strong to disguise the taste...like a martini. Hurray - drinks after work. Moneypenny and I are off. Just have to sneak out of the building without M catching me...luckily I have cat-like reflexes and am master of disguise. Leopard crawl across the floor holding pot plant in one hand.
Hear M shout, "James! James Bond, what the..."
Duck and run.

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Handcrafted Fire-Colored Cat-5 Cable Flogger
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Yes, you are looking at a flogger crafted from cat-5 wiring. (Internet cable, in other words.) It sports a D-ring for easy hanging. This will satisfy your inner - or outer! - geek for sure. :) Each tip is firmly wired in place and secured with bonding glue. Packs quite a sting, and will leave such distinct marks! This baby is bound to make your sub /beg.

This Cat-5 Flogger boasts the colors of fire; red, yellow, orange.

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wtf

Hillary Clinton Photoshopped Out of Situation Room Photo

Ultra Orthodox Hasidic newspaper Der Tzitung is telling its readers like it isn't- by editing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from the now-iconic Bin Laden raid Situation Room photo. Oy vey.

The religious paper never publishes pictures of women, as they could be considered "sexually suggestive." Apparently the presence of a woman, any woman, being all womanly and sexy all over the United States' counterterrorism efforts was too much for the editors of Der Tzitung to handle.

While saving precious vulnerable men from being driven mad with desire over the image of a woman may be in line with Der Tzitung's editors' ideas of piety, Jewish Week's Rabbi Jason Miller points out that the altered image violates a central tenet of the faith,

Der Tzitung edited Hillary Clinton out of the photo, thereby changing history. To my mind, this act of censorship is actually a violation of the Jewish legal principle of g'neivat da'at (deceit).