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Thursday 26 May 14st 3 (must get to Yoga this week), alcolhol units 14 (shaken not stirred), cigarettes 0 (7 patches though), calories 2200 (M&S Simply Fuller Longer meals).

4pm. Office. Aargh. Suddenly realise I have forgotten about top secret meeting on Westminster Bridge with v. important informer. M is going to kill me. Having a bad day - need a cigarette v. bad. Stick on another patch instead. Not quite the same. Try licking the patch. Euw. Tastes disgusting. Need something strong to disguise the taste...like a martini. Hurray - drinks after work. Moneypenny and I are off. Just have to sneak out of the building without M catching me...luckily I have cat-like reflexes and am master of disguise. Leopard crawl across the floor holding pot plant in one hand.
Hear M shout, "James! James Bond, what the..."
Duck and run.

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Handcrafted Fire-Colored Cat-5 Cable Flogger
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Yes, you are looking at a flogger crafted from cat-5 wiring. (Internet cable, in other words.) It sports a D-ring for easy hanging. This will satisfy your inner - or outer! - geek for sure. :) Each tip is firmly wired in place and secured with bonding glue. Packs quite a sting, and will leave such distinct marks! This baby is bound to make your sub /beg.

This Cat-5 Flogger boasts the colors of fire; red, yellow, orange.

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Lingerie Football League

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Lingerie Football League
Current season or competition:
2010 LFL season
LFL logo.jpg
Sport American Football
Founded 2003
Commissioner Mitch Mortaza
Inaugural season 2009
No. of teams 12
Country(ies)  United States
 Canada
Most recent champion(s) Los Angeles Temptation
Most titles Los Angeles Temptation (2)
Official website www.LFLUS.com
Players of the Seattle Mist (right, in black helmets) against the San Diego Seduction (in white helmets)

The Lingerie Football League (LFL) is a women's 7-on-7 tackle American football league, created in 2009, with games played in the fall and winter at NBA, NFL, NHL and MLS arenas and stadiums. The league was founded by Mitchell S. "Mitch" Mortaza.[1] The league's administrative offices are in West Hollywood, California.