Posterous theme by Cory Watilo

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.Two o'clock and no hired hand.Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.She quietly called him over to her.."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks."He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots."Now take off my skirt."He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light."Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

LOLBASH

# LOL!!1

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'

alias icanhas='mkdir'
alias donotwant='rm'
alias dowant='cp'
alias gtfo='mv'

alias hai='cd'
alias plz='pwd'

alias inur='locate'

alias nomz='ps -aux'
alias nomnom='killall'

alias cya='reboot'
alias kthxbai='halt'

PÁPÁPÁ ÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚÚ

I've nothing much to offer
There's nothing much to take
I'm an absolute beginner
And I'm absolutely sane
As long as we're together
The rest can go to hell
I absolutely love you
But we're absolute beginners
With eyes completely open
But nervous all the same

If our love song
Could fly over mountains
Could laugh at the ocean
Just like the films
There's no reason
To feel all the hard times
To lay down the hard lines
It's absolutely true

Nothing much could happen
Nothing we can't shake
Oh we're absolute beginners
With nothing much at stake
As long as you're still smiling
There's nothing more I need
I absolutely love you
But we're absolute beginners
But if my love is your love
We're certain to succeed

If our love song
Could fly over mountains
Sail over heartaches
Just like the films
There's no reason
To feel all the hard times
To lay down the hard lines
It's absolutely true

Az igazság az

Az igazság az, hogy kevés olyan zenész, zenekar van, akiről bátran mondhatom, hogy ... öööö ... gondoljunk ide valami eltulzott kijelentést, de valami egészen komolyat .... szóval akinek mindenképpen mennék a koncertjére, ha tehetném.

És akkor a teljesség igénye nélkül:

  • David Bowie (és nem véletlen van az első helyen)
  • Kate Bush
  • az eredeti Queen
  • The Smiths 
  • Morrissey (életem eddigi legjobb koncertjét adta a Pecsában) 
  • Miles Davis 
  • John Coltrane 
  • Led Zeppelin 
  • Pink Floyd 
  • és itt kezdek komoly gondban lenni... (met ugye majd mindenáron mennék) de beugrott: Texas és/vagy Sharleen Spiteri

Jajnekem.

Ez sem volt benne a függvénytáblázatban

Tupper's Self-Referential Formula
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Tupper's formula

J. Tupper concocted the amazing formula

 1/2<|_mod(|_y/(17)_|2^(-17|_x_|-mod(|_y_|,17)),2)_|,

where |_x_| is the floor function and mod(b,m) is the mod function, which, when graphed over 0<=x<=105 and n<=y<=n+16 with

 n=96093937991895888497167296212785275471500433 
966012930665150551927170280239526642468964284217 
435071812126715378277062335599323728087414430789 
132596394133772348785773574982392662971551717371 
699516523289053822161240323885586618401323558513 
604882869333790249145422928866708109618449609170 
518345406782773155170540538162738096760256562501 
698148208341878316384911559022561000365235137034 
387446184837873723819822484986346503315941005497 
470059313833922649724946175154572836670236974546 
101465599793379853748314378684180659342222789838 
8722980000748404719,

gives the self-referential "plot" illustrated above.

Tupper's formula can be generalized to other desired outcomes. For example, L. Garron (pers. comm.) has constructed generalizations for n=13 to 29.

SEE ALSO: Self-Recursion